Stock Up On Canned Goods Now
If you haven't heard, the Yankees announced that Carl Pavano will start Saturday. If he takes the mound it could mean the world is ending, so take steps to prepare now.
If you are keeping track, the Yankees have gotten 19 starts and 111 innings with an ERA of 4.77 from Pavano in exchange for $40 million. If this were Hollywood, Pavano would now go 7-0 the rest of the way and then lead the team to a World Series title. Since it isn't I am going to head for higher ground.
Comments
hahahahaha, great post.
Posted by: Greg Cohen | August 21, 2008 06:21 PM |
Look at this way - starting the American Idle saves us from having to rush IPK or Hughes back.
Posted by: Mitchell
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August 21, 2008 09:57 PM
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